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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
the very model of a scientist salarian! ^.^
The d’awww is strong with this one. <3
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I wish someone could say this to me.
but how would you say a picture
A picture is worth a thousand words.
“Riding a bike with a wicker basket. There is also a black bell near the right handle. The bike is on a paved road in what appears to be a neighborhood. It’s daytime, or at least appears to be, as there is a shadow cast by the biker in front of me. The girl I am stalking, er, happen to be riding behind. She is wearing a blue dress, so I can only assume it is summer. It’s hot, and I’m sweating a lot. Like, a gross amount. If anyone asks I’ll just tell them I was running through the sprinklers. This has to be close to a thousand words right? What?! I’m only at 116? 117? I’m getting closer! HA! Alright, seriously, is anyone still reading this. This is getting ridiculous. I mean, a picture is worth a thousand words? What if the picture was of a blank piece of paper? What then? How would that even come close to be a thousand words? I mean all I’ve done so far is write the first thing that came to mind. I’m not even at two hundred. At this rate I’ll never get to a thousand. This is stupid. Really, really, stupid. I thought it was going to be funny, but now I’m just doing it because I’m too stubborn. Not even half-way to half-way. Wait, does half-way count as two words or one? ONE? Crap. Alright, no more hyphenated words. Or really long words, since they are so inefficient. I’ll just write down all the two and three letter words I know. At. But. Ax. Axe. Foot. Oops, that was four letters. Bee. Be. Bat. Bacon. Wait, seriously? BACON? I really should just stop writing the first thing that comes to mind. Alright, a thousand words is a lot, I know that now. Let’s just pretend I was more stubborn than I was lazy and I made it all the way. I know, hilarious. Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind. Best. Joke. Ever. I am so clever.”
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